Solar-T-Shirt

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I thought I could get huzz with this shirt but in reality it scared them. The back of the shirt kind of looks sussy if you look at it from a certain angle. Felt like rubbing taco bell Doritos on my skin. I like le triangle if it was le square

i was at my lowest point. I stared longingly at the bridge, wanting to jump. Just then, i caught something in the corner of my eye. "Is it a bird?" a goonmaster behind me asked. "A plane?" "No," I said. "its le triangle." suddenly 235,902 miniature statues of donald trump fell out of the sky. "LONG LIVE LE TRIANGLE" the crowds began to cheer. After that event, I was no longer sad, i was inspired. I became an established OBGYN in Los Angeles, Oregon.

I was at my lowest point. i stared longingly off the bridge, ready to jump. but just then, i caught something in the corner of my eye. "is it a bird?" an old man who loves shirt says behind me, "A plane?". "No" I say proudly, "its le triangle". suddenly, 217,842 miniature dolls of benjamin netanyahu fell from the sky, and we all yelled "LONG LIVE LE TRIANGLE". That is how i turned my life around and became an established OBGYN in Lansing, Michigan.

This shirt saved my life. I was on a cruise and suddenly a giant iceberg hit our ship! I took the t-shirt off, and used it as a raft for my family and I. Soon after, a pack of killer whales pulled up and tried to eat everyone there. I suddenly found another one of these shirts floating in the water, and turned it into a sword. I defeated all of the killer whales, and Benjamin Netanyahu appeared out of nowhere break dancing. He thanked us for defeating all of the killer whales and blessed us all with the gift of airbending. Thank you so much Le Triangle for giving us this beautiful gift. J'adore.