T-Shirt-Spektrum

This morning I decided to wear this shirt before my girlfriend came over. when she saw my shirt she immediately started to orgasm and whimper. she came all over me so I had to strip down and shove my shirt up her pussy. she kept squirting to the point where she flew up into my ceiling her moans getting louder and louder to where the shirt flew out withy a water fall of slick cum that coated the walls like paint. she was in agony and pleasure. her large boobs started to squirt with what I could only describe as cream. I got a taste of this smooth milk and it was AMAZING!!!! THANK YOU LE TRIANGLE FOR THIS AMAZING TASTE AND EXSPERIENCE. I know feel like a new born baby latching from the boob.

This shirt allowed me to smuggle 150 million pesos worth of the white stuff over the mexican border due to its silky texture and load bearing properties

This shirt saved my life. I was at a low point in life, I had the most explosive diarrhea known to man, I was out bagging the huzz when all of a sudden a gush of brown sticky sauce busted out of my ass. I saw the tunnel.... I ripped the t shirt from my body and shoved it up my ass to try and stop the flow and thanks to it's moisture wicking and absorbent nature it managed to soak the flow. 10/10 I still wear it to this day, thank you Le Triangle

I had an exam so i wore this shirt and the teacher hated seing the shirt so much that he decided to unalive himself on the spot by cutting his troaht open

This shirt killed my cat. It was sitting on my dresser and my cat was on the floor underneath it. The shirt fell and covered my cat with its soft silky fabric. My cat tried to escape but couldn't escape and she suffocated to death. I hate these damn shirts. After the incident I soaked the shirt in gasoline and burned it to hell.